🗞 InvestiBrew Weekend Boasting

WHILE YOU POUR THE JOE… ☕️
Skynet is Live

Really but… Not really.

We’re busier than ever here at InvestiBrew, which is why we’ve been trying to develop (more like pivot) into AI models to help us upkeep with our growth engines.

We pride ourselves on three things:

1. Long / Short Equity portfolios (our bread and butter)

2. Global Macro Strategies (which serve as a longer-term foundation)

3. Intraday options & futures trading (our growth trajectory)

Doing this on top of trying to manage and grow the rest of the business can get crazy at times. 😓 

So get ready, because the way it looks now, we should have some free betas for you to start trying out yourself.

By the way, that screenshot you see above is the outcome from one of our AI models, calling for a 2% down move in the S&P 500 over the next 3-5 days (with over 85% certainty).

That means Monday-Tuesday, you can quote me on this. 🎯 

Anyway…

I wasn’t born like this, in fact I spent 5 years looking for the right strategy, and when I couldn’t find any programs or education for it, I spent another 5 years developing it.

And that is exactly what I walk you through inside our free 5-day email experience ⬇️ 

Speaking of growth engines, let’s get on with today’s email 📧…

BRAGGING RIGHTS
Cool Beans

I’m going to say this as humbly as I can put it: We kicked some ass this month. 🔥 

No seriously, you guys got two of our flagship ideas this month in terms of Long / Short Equity, both of which have been trending in the green pretty nicely.

Then we gave you something we usually only reserve for our general partnership investors, a home run in the making which is already up 50% this week alone. 📈 

Alright enough about me, let’s talk about you.

Trade #1

You remember this pitch? It’s right here on our Twitter account.

We gave you the entire breakdown of why we were buying $FND stock, but just in case we were wrong we also showed you how we were hedging with a short in $LOW.

You were also told that the entry we were looking for back in May 2025 was around $94, and only a few weeks later it got to just under $115, that’s roughly 22.3% returns. 🔥 

Hedged by the way, that’s very important.

After taking partial profits, we decided to leave this one running for a bit longer, and it still looks promising.

And you know how many times I had to look at it? 2-3x a week tops. 🤷‍♂️ 

This matters to you because you are still fighting an uphill battle (one I’ve been in myself), trying to day trade or find home runs with no real system to scale behind it.

Look, I’m not saying I’m the best, but every point of evidence points to Long / Short being one of the best strategies to be adopted by retail investors.

I invite you to put a bit of your money behind it. Won’t make you rich, won’t make you poor, but what it will do is develop a potential growth engine for you.

Find out if this is a fit for you. ✅ 

Trade #2

This one went viral for us, 22k views on Twitter.

And there’s a reason for that…

A big institutional account reposted it, which made it even clearer that we were speaking the same language here, and this one was actually one of the best trades we’ve had this quarter.

Long $DLTR, short $COST as a way to express the potential outcomes that might end up happening from tariffs in China.

Again this whole pitch was sent out when the spread (on June 2nd) was at only ($316), and as of yesterday it sits at ($280) for another ~12% return or so. 📈 

While the percentage wasn’t as big, the nature of the spread allowed for a bigger positioning, so our dollar return figure sure was sweet.

Again, why am I telling you all this? Because it’s what I want you to be doing for yourself.

Trade #3

You know this one, $BBAI for another mini-viral thread we wrote on Twitter.

We were buying this way back when the Russia Ukraine conflict started flaring up again during April, but as we bought it for our general partnership we decided to keep it hidden until it was an obvious winner.

Even after waiting, this stock still went up 50% after our pitch. 🔥 

What’s more, we were shorting $PLTR right along with it in case we got this one wrong as well.

I hope you’re catching onto the true beauty of what we do here at InvestiBrew.

Let’s Get Real Here

Most of you have been with us for a while, so you know this isn’t my typical weekday post.

And to be honest with you, I just felt compelled to write this on a Friday night because of one reason:

• I had a sales call earlier about our flagship program, and I could sense the level of certainty that the caller had after 45 minutes of discussing it with me.

Then I realized, the reason someone can go from 0% to 100% certainty about joining is because we really are the best in the business. ✅ 

Look, i’ll say it again, I spent 5 years trying to find something like this, then 5 years developing it through networking, losses, and pain to build what I wish I had starting out.

The only alternative is you joining a hedge fund and going through 3-5 years of burnout just to get good at these strategies.

With us? Most people finish in 4 months and are making money by month 6.

That’s 10x less time to the nearest alternative. ⌛️ 

So That’s It

Anyway, I hope you feel as compelled as I was, enough to give me one shot at turning your trading career around.

Try us for 30 days, and if you’re the first one to say “This is not for me”, then you can fire me as you coach and continue enjoying our free content and ideas.

Before I leave you:

• Take this post for a refresher on Global Macro

• Here’s the $DLTR / $LOW Pitch full post for you to take home

• Don’t forget your free 5-day email experience

Thank you for being part of this, and I hope to keep delivering on the value that has kept you here all this time.

To your success,

G. 🥃